Some say Juice Jam defines your fall semester. We think your JJ experience defines you. The 20 Watts staff sat down together to figure out exactly what your Juice Jam experience says about you.

BEING SOBER

“Overachiever.”

“You probably work for UU.”

“Or the DO.”

“You’re taking care of someone.”

 

YOU DIDN’T MAKE IT BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO DRUNK

“Are you an alcoholic yet?.”

“Pregame shouldn’t start at 8:30.”

“The pregame became the game.”

 

DIDN’T MAKE IT BECAUSE YOU WERE HUNG OVERSangria

“You gotta get your party priorities straight.”

“Your friend has an unfortunately timed birthday.”

“You ate the fruit from the sangria, didn’t you?”

 

YOU DIDN’T BUY A TICKET

“You’re an RA busy patrolling the hall.”

YOU ENDED UP BUYING A WAY OVERPRICED TICKET

“You almost lost your shit Saturday night because you didn’t think you’d make it.”

“You actually considered not going for a hot minute.”

 

YOU COULDN’T GET A TICKET

“Definition of fomo.”

“Your friends didn’t even invite you to the pregame.”

 

NO STUDENT ID

“You got caught sneaking in through the woods.”

“You’re a fucking idiot.”

 

YOU STAYED TILL THE VERY END

“I call that commitment.”

“You passed out in the moshpit.”

 

YOU GOT SICK HALFWAY THROUGH

“It was probably your first Juice Jam.”

“Moooooo.”

“Not enough juice in your mimosas. Don’t forget the juice on jam.”

 

YOU WORE A FLOWER CROWN

“#basic.”

“This isn’t Coachella.”

“Your bae probably wore a bucket hat.”

 

YOU SHOWED UP LATE AND LEFT EARLY

“You have too much goddam homework.”

“You ‘don’t go for the music, you go for the people'”

“That’s what you get for double fisting mimosas.”

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Photos courtesy of Flickr (Rob Williams and Viktor Rosenfeld)